{"product_id":"i-need-dick-champion-hoodie","title":"I NEED DICK. | CHAMPION HOODIE","description":"Stay cozy and stylish with this Champion Hoodie, perfect for casual outings or lounging at home. With its soft blend of cotton and polyester, it feels great against the skin and offers the warmth you need for chilly days. The adjustable hood and spacious kangaroo pocket provide both functionality and comfort, making it an ideal choice for anyone who values practicality in their attire.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis hoodie is great for young adults, trendsetters, or anyone looking to add a fun statement piece to their wardrobe. It's perfect for gifting on occasions like birthdays, holidays, or just because. The relaxed fit ensures comfort for all, making it easy to dress up or down. Whether worn during a fun night out or a cozy day in, this hoodie adds a playful vibe to any outfit.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Made from 50% cotton and 50% polyester for strength and smoothness.\u003cbr\u003e- Adjustable hood with drawstrings for a customizable fit.\u003cbr\u003e- Spacious kangaroo pouch pocket for hands-free convenience.\u003cbr\u003e- Designed without side seams to minimize fabric waste.\u003cbr\u003e- Medium heavy fabric for added warmth and coziness.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Do not tumble dry\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: TRISTEN BOYTE, tristensblue@gmail.com, 13505 Bonita island way , Texas city, TX, 77568, US\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Champion S700, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Do not tumble dry, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":50574189429029,"sku":"83352891567163940803","price":55.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":50574189461797,"sku":"29706024062605175242","price":55.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":50574189494565,"sku":"31560063887173216912","price":55.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":50574189527333,"sku":"24445662446010236754","price":55.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":50574189560101,"sku":"32154031832770591755","price":55.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":50574189592869,"sku":"28940257958450872368","price":55.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0930\/3320\/1957\/files\/18080611996167029254_2048.jpg?v=1749171063","url":"https:\/\/unremarkablegarments.com\/products\/i-need-dick-champion-hoodie","provider":"Unremarkable Garments","version":"1.0","type":"link"}